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17 Ways to Annoy Neji

1. Point at the mark on his forehead and yell, “NAZI!!!”


2. Ask if he thinks Lee looks sexy in spandex.


3. Ask if he thinks HE will look sexy in spandex.


4. Ask if he can look through people’s clothes with his byakugan.


5. Say, “You go Girlfriend!!”  whenever he talks.


6. Say, “NO I WILL NOT TAKE OFF MY PANTS!” really loud in public whenever he talks to you.


7. Ask if he ever has wet dreams about Gai Sensei in front of everyone.


8. Cut off all his hair while he sleeps.


9. Braid his hair while he’s sleeping.


10. Push him down a cliff and say, “THAT is your destiny!”


11. Pay a guy to ask him out and make him sniff his hair.


12. Ask him if he has a man-purse.


13. Ask him if he’s gender confused.


14. Yell, “GROPE!” whenever he does 64-palms.


15. Point at him and say, “OMG! It’s Jacob Black!”


16. Watch him get tackled by Twilight fangirls after #15


17. Ask him if his hair ever slaps him in the face when he does rotation.



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